bloodcaste: johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away the screen turns black that’s the episode
thepacosanchezz: my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
remusslupin: consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
jehanprouvair: a haiku about doctor who: ????? ??????? ?????
sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all of europe
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
elysian-dreams: if the one big announcement is perfume i will personally make them drink it.
phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
nobodyputstheimpalainacorner: hairandglasses: i just got spoiled for doctor who fuck i can’t believe clara is actually a lobster how did i not see that coming i almost panicked
Doctor: *eliminates self from history*
Doctor: *is found by children using Google*
sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
thunar: I think It’s pretty funny how the Sherlock cast are nothing like their characters Benedict Cumberbatch is charismatic and social, said to be very pleasant to be around. Martin Freeman is a little shit (and I love him for it) And Andrew Scott is just puppies and flowers all wrapped up in a cozy Irish blanket.
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
johnlocked-stargazer-in-tardis: imjohnlocked: the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right And we still know who he is
idiotshitbaby: call me princess or tell me i’m a good girl and you will not be able to physically remove my mouth from your mouth
fasterfood: dont talk to me when i have headphones on “but u always have headphones on” well look who’s catching on
i swear i get uglier everyday
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head